quarter pound 

An action in which two inebriated individuals knuckle pound one another's fist, with little or no effort. To do so, one must relax the hand to a point where little energy is consumed. Followed thereby with but a light tap of the individuals' knuckles. Thus, a knuckle pound with but a quarter of the energy used regularly.
*Works best whilst in a smoke-filled automobile

Post-script: The use of the word 'dyep' after the quarter pound is used in the most extraordinary of cases.

Chris: Damn that was some good pudo
Jordan: Yeah, that shit was good too..
<laughter>
Chris: Quarter pound that shit menh
<the quarter pound>
Chris: Dyep.
Jordan: Dyep.

quarter pound by ETSN March 27, 2007

quarter-pound

the act of punching someone until coins, preferably quarters fall out.

Every time I see someone doing laundry, I quarter-pound them for some quarters.

quarter-pound by lyddx January 26, 2011

Quarter Pound Baked 

Being so high that a Mcdonalds Quarter Pound Burger tastes Amazing.

Michael: O.M.G this quarter Pound Burger tastes like the best food I have ever had

Frank: damn dude, your fucking baked, anything must taste like heaven.

Michael: Let's just say I'm Quarter Pound Baked

Quarter Pound Baked by Jayy-Tizzle June 15, 2011

Quarter-pound ass 

A butt that is small compared to the average version, as most butts weight 0.5lbs

Jenny's quarter-pound ass looked non-existent in those jeans

Quarter-pound ass by l-dog** April 30, 2019

Quarter Pound-Her 

A daring and hunger-driven sex position where the woman is in doggy style while the man enjoys a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder mid-act. Requires expert multitasking skills and a deep appreciation for both fast food and fast moves. Bonus points if fries are involved.

“Dude, last night I was starving but still in the mood, so I hit her with the Quarter Pound-Her. Best of both worlds.”

Quarter Pound-Her by sicklife444 April 10, 2025

kraft quarter pound 

the minimum neccessary amount of dried bud you must have to associate with me.
if you got nothing to lose and ill lose my humanity from your recklessness your unwelcome.
i think anyone would agree a kraft peanut butter jar full of busted weed or at least shake and i know you got something to lose. magically a peanut butter jar fits $1.5 quadrillion in busted marijuana, molecularly priced. you can generally get a kraft qp for $250 if you buy bottom of the bag.

if this dude dont have a kraft quarter pound im not showing.

i once met a prison mule who could fit a kraft quarter pound in his rectum.

ive smoked a kraft quarter pound this week.

kraft quarter pound by Cody5050 November 22, 2020

Quarter Pounder With Cheese Meal 

The act of sticking your penis in a girls vagina and sticking your fist up her ass crack to resemble a quarter pounder from Mac Donalds. The anal sex is the quarter pounder and the penis is the french fries you get in the combo meal to dip in a girls vagina or menstruation which is the fancy ketchup from McDonalds. The coke or drink from the combo meal is done by ejaculating in the asscrack or pussy of the girl to complete the combo meal.

I gave her a quarter pounder with cheese meal. Dude, she never was so pissed in her life.

Quarter Pounder With Cheese Meal by AN0SEater March 18, 2020