quarentude

Quarentude. When you can be greatful and have gratitude for something even when your in this crazy fucking COVID-19 quarentine going bonkera from all the fear mongering, and anxiety of germs that will kill you and your old granny or gramps.

Karen decided to start a "30 days of Quarentude" game to keep her spirits up during this time, so that she may find some silver fucking linings in this fucked COVID-19 pandemic.

by Bodytrain April 1, 2020

Quarentime

The time spent in isolation so you don’t infect anyone else with your germs. You may not be sick, but the spread is real.

I’m working from home during my quarentime.

by newyears81 March 23, 2020

Quarentine

When you have to be locked inside your house for at least 14 days to hide from a virus and you're bored outta your mind.

Girl 1: "Hey wanna meet up at the mall?"
Girl 2: "No. YOU KNOW I have to quarentine."

by xX_sassygirlgracie_Xx April 10, 2020

quarenteed

An amalgamation of the words quality & guarantee

Surface is quarenteed for 5 years under normal use

by nymphii January 4, 2009

Quarentine-Hot

When a person is only attractive because you're bored, horny, and lonely due to quarentine and social distancing .

A phrase similar to "work-hot".

I wouldn't normally do him/her, but after two weeks they're looking rather quarentine-hot.

by GoddM March 27, 2020

quarantunes

Music enjoyed under times of quarantine.

Live quarantunes tonight. Tune in, or tune out!

by ShardsInDaLeg April 21, 2020

Quarentines day

A mash up between the words valentines and quarantine. Quarentines day is the day the packages arrive you ordered from Amazon. Said packages must contain gifts for your SO/family member/room-mate that you have been quarantined with. The gifts are usually to smooth over squabbles caused by cabin fever.

I ordered my girl a foot massager for Quarentines Day. There’s no way she will still be mad at me after Amazon hits the porch.

by Parts Daddy June 22, 2022