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The ghetto-slang pronunciation of cock. Pronounced kak.
Dat ho blew mah qaq last night!
qaq by Jimbho February 12, 2008
A type of matrix decomposition geniuses learn in linear algebra by decomposing a B matrix into three components Q, A, and Q-1
Mom what's the coolest matrix decomposition?
QAQ-1
QAQ-1 by akamemake May 10, 2023
Humam Falyoun cousin. Flew one of the planes into the world trade center. Small pp runs in the family. Got every sexuall disease from A-Z cause he was fucking his pet goat. Humam Falyoun 17 old in Nybro Sweden is his only living remaining relative. Rumors says that the bloodline is of incest, but it´s safe to say that he´s kinda retarded.
Hey man, do you know who the 9/11 terrorists where?
i only know one of them "ABUL QAQA"

Do you know Humams cousin? Yes isn´t it Abul Qaqa?
Abul Qaqa by BigMamaInThaHouse April 13, 2022
You: I am bored qåqå
qåqå by PuzzledBacon496 October 25, 2020

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If you typed this in, you are crazy bored. You have tried everything, but nothing worked for you. It wasn't enough. You even had to search this up, and find a person having to define it for you just to know what this means.
student 1: i have tried everything, even qaqsqdqfqgqhqjqkqlwawswdwfwgwhwjwkwleaesedefegehejekelrarsrdrfrgrhrjrkrltatstdtftgthtjtktlyaysydyfygyhyjykyluausudufuguhujukulaisidifigihijikiloaosodofogohojokolpapspdpfpgphpjpkpl. My eyes are pitch black under them
students 2: i cant say i dont feel ike you
"Question Asked, Question Answered, Thread Locked."

Posted as a lock message on forums where the original post of a thread consisted of a question that was promptly answered, and the thread subsequently locked to prevent spam.
Person 1: "Hey guys, how do I post on the forums."
Person 2: "You just did."
Person 1: "Oh ok."
Moderator: "QAQATL"
QAQATL by Tiphias January 9, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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