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The ghetto-slang pronunciation of cock. Pronounced kak.
Dat ho blew mah qaq last night!
qaq by Jimbho February 12, 2008
A type of matrix decomposition geniuses learn in linear algebra by decomposing a B matrix into three components Q, A, and Q-1
Mom what's the coolest matrix decomposition?
QAQ-1
QAQ-1 by akamemake May 10, 2023
Humam Falyoun cousin. Flew one of the planes into the world trade center. Small pp runs in the family. Got every sexuall disease from A-Z cause he was fucking his pet goat. Humam Falyoun 17 old in Nybro Sweden is his only living remaining relative. Rumors says that the bloodline is of incest, but it´s safe to say that he´s kinda retarded.
Hey man, do you know who the 9/11 terrorists where?
i only know one of them "ABUL QAQA"

Do you know Humams cousin? Yes isn´t it Abul Qaqa?
Abul Qaqa by BigMamaInThaHouse April 13, 2022
You: I am bored qåqå
qåqå by PuzzledBacon496 October 25, 2020

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If you typed this in, you are crazy bored. You have tried everything, but nothing worked for you. It wasn't enough. You even had to search this up, and find a person having to define it for you just to know what this means.
student 1: i have tried everything, even qaqsqdqfqgqhqjqkqlwawswdwfwgwhwjwkwleaesedefegehejekelrarsrdrfrgrhrjrkrltatstdtftgthtjtktlyaysydyfygyhyjykyluausudufuguhujukulaisidifigihijikiloaosodofogohojokolpapspdpfpgphpjpkpl. My eyes are pitch black under them
students 2: i cant say i dont feel ike you
"Question Asked, Question Answered, Thread Locked."

Posted as a lock message on forums where the original post of a thread consisted of a question that was promptly answered, and the thread subsequently locked to prevent spam.
Person 1: "Hey guys, how do I post on the forums."
Person 2: "You just did."
Person 1: "Oh ok."
Moderator: "QAQATL"
QAQATL by Tiphias January 9, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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