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The extreme nerdbonics translation of "ownage". Originally the "o" was replaced by "p" to "pwnage" through typos via IRC. Further metamorphasis of the word include "pwnd" (owned) and this word, "pwnij".
Man, every time I play sof2, its total pwnij.
pwnij by psilo December 21, 2004
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Windoze crashed your PC? - Pwnij!!!
pwnij by Sano January 26, 2004
Related Words
-Adjective

1. Total awesomeness... yet better. Made of serious amounts of win. leet, bad ass etc.

-Noun

2. One who pwns in everyday life and / or the internet.
*See pwn*
-Adjective

"Did you see grind house, that movie was fkin pwnie!"

-Noun

"That guy just rick rolled 15 people, hes a pwnie"
Pwnie by EVIL Pr0 June 12, 2008
Somewhat skillful in gaming. Exhibiting the skills of a good gamer. See pwn.
Major Saw is pwnish with the knife.
pwnish by Gunny Highway November 30, 2006

pwning noobs 

The act of totally and utterly defeating new players in a game, usually a video-game. To beat a new player so badly that that person no longer wants to participate in playing that particular game, for fear of being pwned again.
"I was totally pwning noobs last night online on Call of Duty 4"

pwning some punani 

The act of destroying someone's pussy with dominance, aptitude and sheer perseverance.
Guy 1: Jack said he was pwning some punani the other day.
Girl 1: I really wish jack was pwning my punani rn.
Guy 1: I'm not gay but I'd let him pwn any day!
Guy 2: Have you seen how dominant he is... wow, dreamy!
A misrepresentation of the word 1337 word, Ownage.
God that was fucking pwnich.
pwnich by Cacaboy August 26, 2003
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