Puton

Pu·ton
/ˈp(y)o͞otän/
noun
A dirty couch in a bachelor pad that has been used many times for make out sessions or sex.

Or
A sofa or futon that has been pooed on.
I wouldn’t go near that puton in the alley.
Danny’s puton has herpes.
That puton be banasty.
by Farmer Ernie May 26, 2020
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Putonic

Putonic or Putinic
/pʊˈtɒnɪk/ /pʊˈtɪnɪk/

noun

VULGAR SLANG

a relationship in which there is no romance or sex, but one side is definitely getting fucked.
"Donald Trump will ensure that the relationship between Russia and Ukraine becomes Putonic. They'll always be close, but Ukraine will be the side that gets fucked over."
by Ms. Unformation February 12, 2025
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