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Puto San Guelo 

The Legend of Puto San Guelo:

Puto San Guelo is a demon who visits teenaged boys and men in the middle of the night, on the first new moon in the Spring, and tries to suck thier penis. According to the legend, if Puto San Guelo sucks your penis, you will become impotent (or your penis will shrink, or you will become gay -- there are several variations).

To protect yourself from Puto San Guelo, you need to cover your genitals in some way on that night, such as with a suitably sized cup or athletic supporter ("ball cup").
When I was younger, my Latino freinds used to tell me of the Legend of Puto San Guelo. Some would actually wear athletic supporters to bed on that night.

puto sucio 

Tranlslated literally from Spanish to English means "Dirty Slut/Whore"
puto sucio by Jimmy Choo June 19, 2006

Puto Shorts 

Really short male shorts that fall above the knee. Typically have a slim fit.
Damn Michael, all you ever wear are those puto shorts from Target!
Puto Shorts by doublechato July 27, 2016

Puto Slobs 

A subset of slobs (PIRUs) who practice man boy-love.
Dem puto slobs over there be trippin at Riches.
Puto Slobs by ob=y August 16, 2022

Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto? 

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy
BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL
the action of being a puto.
"Scoring BFF's", so Putoso!
Putoso by Obeize February 23, 2009
A mexican person who think he is superior to other's and is disliked by the latin community. He uses turkey currency bug while still losing to Mekio and Sanji in N13. He loves hairy latin men
Putosh is obsessed with qusay
Putosh by Zgirls HistoryBooks November 14, 2022