by thisisajokedontkillme October 25, 2018
Russian leader, former KGB agent who would become Tsar or Dictator if he could, but doesn't have to since the people and government let him do what he wants. Often opposes the USA but not too much so as to still keep a "friendship." Has also been taking the Chechens to the woodshed in their revolt.
"Vladimir Putin is a great Russian leader!" - Russian people
"Vladimir Putin is a tyrant and a monster!" - Chechen people
"Vladimir Putin has a funny last name!" - American middle school students
"Vladimir Putin is a tyrant and a monster!" - Chechen people
"Vladimir Putin has a funny last name!" - American middle school students
by aat1179 August 8, 2004
by Wobbert Wiggs March 28, 2014
Noun, a guy who, if you believe "the news", is either All-Powerful or All-Stoopid, both loves and hates America at the same time, Is so clever that he's responsible for the death of every random kitten and grandma on earth, and so stupid that he won't roll-over for Imperialist-Atlanticists like every other post-soviet republic. Both was and was not "head of the KGB." Both is and is not Yeltsins bestist-bud. Is at the same time loved and hated by every Russian. Is somehow the boss of every hacker/doxxer/troll on the planet. Is Trumps lover, despite Trump massively increasing sanctions. ACTUALLY fights ISIS.
by voshkod September 15, 2021