portmanteau purloin

when the government makes you think through esp that someone knows your whereabouts and is talking about you which distracts you from your daily tasks.

The portmanteau purloin put the majority of Americans living paycheck to paycheck because they couldn't pay attention.

portmanteau purloin by Coop Dupe January 8, 2020

purloined 

What happens when you leave one night when everything is right where its supposed to be, then you come in the next day and everything's missing.

My office..burgled, plundered, PURLOINED... Ha Ha Ha! loins.

purloined by Tggb3k October 23, 2004

purling 

A form of upside down masterbation with goal being catching it in your mouth.

I was sat in the loft purling and got some in my eye, my neck hurts.

purling by a triangle September 3, 2016

purlion 

To take what you need, from grocery store, clothing or place where u need.

"I need new shoes, time to go JC Penney and Purlion."

purlion by anonymous November 18, 2020