Puppet dick is an uncircumcised penis. The penis looks like it is covered up with a puppet. Sometimes referred to as Pinocchio dick.
Tamish: how was sex with the Greek boy last night?
Mary: we didn't bang, the moment I seen he had puppet dick, I ran for the hills. I don't need no U.T.I.
Mary: we didn't bang, the moment I seen he had puppet dick, I ran for the hills. I don't need no U.T.I.
by marbear48044 November 10, 2014

Noun: When a man gets fucked in the asshole so hard that his dick is used as a puppet by the top, usually used in a threesomes to fuck a third male in the ass.
by WeenMaster September 24, 2017

by Cockmuppet11 December 14, 2016

Keith: Man! Check that chick out!! She's dirty like the South.
Too Tuff Tony: SHIT!!! And she's a dick puppet too!
Too Tuff Tony: SHIT!!! And she's a dick puppet too!
by B 2 Da C October 01, 2005

A woman who is petite, short (usually under 5'2") in stature and weighs less that 110 pounds. Also has a strong sexual appetite. A woman that can be picked up and mounted on the penis with little or no effort, so you are free to get up and go to the frig for a beer with out her dismounting or lossing your stroke count.
Also see ragdoll sex
Also see ragdoll sex
by bare bear balls October 19, 2009

You do someone else's bidding, and pretend it's your own wishes, because the anonymous person may reward you.
by BridgetObama December 04, 2010

by zertzarm March 16, 2009
