pulling a joey 

Previously commiting to something and not following through. Also ignoring phone calls, and or not notifying other parties when a change of plans occurs. Leaving friends "in the dust". Also see gay.

Jacob: Yo man, where is Greg, he is suppose to be here?


Alex: Bro, I called it. He's pulling a Joey. You owe me $10.

pulling a joey by AcBush June 23, 2008

Pulling a Joey 

The act of deceiving someone by telling them something you're not. (lying)

Cute Cali Girl: So what kind of arguments do you get into with your ex?
Joey: I actually don't argue with a girl....ever.... I'm just "old fashioned" you could say...
Cute Cali Girl: Stop it, you're Pulling a Joey

Pulling a Joey by TheStealthAssassin September 1, 2021

pulling a joey 

Faking sick and not coming to school, instead staying home and doing absolutely nothing.

Saying you did your homework, then looking for a half-hour, not finding anything, saying you swear it was there, and completely lie even though everyone knows you didn't do your homework.

Steve: Where's Joe today?
Ed: Oh, he's totally pulling a Joey.

Joe: I know I did my homework, but I just can't find it. Can I check my locker?
Teacher: Sure
(half-hour later)
*bell rings*
Joe: I did it, but can I get it to you tomorrow?
Teacher: Yes...
*Joe then looks in the extra sheets folder, takes the homework, and doesn't do it anyways. The cycle continues forever*

pulling a joey by EJ Falkon April 19, 2010

Pulling a Joey 

Saying "whatever" because you have no counter argument and can't think of something intelligent to say.

"Whatever Kati" "really joey, see your pulling a joey!"

Pulling a Joey by Faawee February 15, 2014

Pulling a Joey 

To extend an invite to a group of friends only to back out of the plans yourself.

"Man he's really pulling a Joey with this whole guys night thing. At least everyone made it out."

Pulling a Joey by Rhomtein July 26, 2017

Pulling a Joey 

When during a conversation, someone interjects with a comment that is off topic, and often nonsensical, or illogical.

Example of Joey pulling a Joey:

Zech: "You don't get your burger with mustard? Ew."
Jackson: "What do you mean mustard fucking sucks on burgers."
Joey: "Dude I think Owen and Trishelle are gonna hang up on me."

Pulling a Joey by jackson viveiros January 11, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005