Pulling a Carson

When you have a boner and don’t realize it.

Keith: Bruh, did you see Jay at practice

Caleb: Oh yeah he was totally Pulling a Carson

Pulling a Carson by NeonPigeon December 4, 2018

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Pulling a Carson

Pulling a Carson can be one of these things

-Getting concussed
-Taking a massive poop
-Getting stabbed in the head with a pen
-Hurting your back

On no I just Pulled a Caron in my

pants.
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Pulling a Carson can be one of these things

-Getting concussed
-Taking a massive poop
-Getting stabbed in the head with a pen
-Hurting your back

Pulling a Carson by UrMomsFav September 20, 2021

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Pulling a Carson

Leaving an event to go poop.

“Anyone see John?”
“Yea, he’s pulling a carson”

Pulling a Carson by UrMomsFav October 6, 2021

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Pulling A Carson

Skipping A friends birthday, hangout, Etc. because they got their feelings hurt.

Dylan: “can you come to my birthday”

Jake: “yeah, i would never be Pulling A Carson”

Pulling A Carson by Mr_KingSalty February 6, 2020

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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