Professor Puppeting

A person who has intercourse with their college professor in order to get a good grade - that person is 'puppeting' or using the professor for their own advantage.

"Did you hear that Sally is professor puppeting Dr. O'Brien to ace physical science?

by Margie Bear. December 19, 2009

Professor Michael Prince

The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.

Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"

by Professor Next April 25, 2019

Lesser Professor

A lesser professor refers to an adjunct instructor at the university level.

My psychology teacher is a lesser professor, know now, and adjuct.

by Silent Barracuda December 31, 2022

Rage My Professor

Instead of "Rate my Professor", this means to write a livid review about your professor on the Rate My Professor website. You rage about your professor. This also can just be a typo of the regular "rate". The acronym for this is "RMP".

I am so fucking pissed about my grade. I am going to Rage My Professor now!

I am really angry and upset about this class. I will Rage my Professor!

by LingDanc803 February 28, 2023

Professor B

I well knowledgeable person, wise and knows how to do almost everything. Very loyal and dedicated. All Professors are handsome, with great looks an speak with confidence.

Who are you, My names Professor B an you are?

Yo look its Professor B!

This is a house of learning doctors, No my names Professor B an I'm here to teach!

by The Dr. PB July 10, 2013

Professor F

The professor of fuck who teaches all ages😉

Person 1:Have you been to professor f's class today
Person 2:yeah i volunteered for a demonstration in class

by Icemagez March 8, 2019

Professor Hotfruit

A non gender specific individual that exudes sex appeal, wealth, and positive life choices.

Man: "Oh. My. God. Professor Hotfruit over there just taught a class in erection building."

OR

Woman: "I was gonna give him First Date Anal, then I was like 'Girl, he's no Professor Hotfruit' and gave him a handy instead."

by Adjunct Professor Hotfruit November 11, 2010