Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!
by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021
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Addiction which causes non-stop browsing of YouTube, can be contagious.
1: He's been on the computer all day, why won't he stop?
2: He's got a serious YouTube problem.
1: Oh shit!
2: He gave it to Grandpa
by deadpool kills ignorance July 24, 2019
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generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.

From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme
"What's Doug Doing?

He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?

His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "

" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense

Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."
by Hairlok September 6, 2022
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argument on problems so as to sort them out. From 'problem' and 'polemics'.
The parties are now in problemics to work out a plan for reducing grinding poverty in the country.
by uttam maharjan December 31, 2011
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Like first world problems but..... For weebs
When you really want to tell all your friends about what happened in your favorite anime, but none of them watch it. First Weeb Problems
by NebuLositY99 July 3, 2019
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anything that has to do with you needing something..
I need fifty bucks... instead of it ain't no problem it's 'Anal problem!
by Enfreakay July 31, 2018
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A synonym for describing a woman's period or 'time of the month'.
"Hey Sarabellah how's your pussy problems treating you this month?"
by sleepdeprival February 5, 2022
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