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Pretendonitis

A made up injury to get out of doing something

Jayce didn’t feel like practicing soccer so he told the coach he had pretendonitis

by Jzman111015 March 21, 2018

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Pretendonitis

When you hear a loud, high pitched noise but theres really nothing wrong with you

On The Office, Jim and Pam would hum the same high pitched note until Dwight called the ear doctor for an appointment. They called it pretendonitis.

by Abanasi August 14, 2008

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Pretendonitis

What retarded people use as an excuse to get out of doing any kind of physical activity or therapy

“Sorry coach, I have a severe case of pretendonitis so I CAN’T play dodgeball!”

by Spikethemad712 April 09, 2018

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