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preposity

prep-osity
1. The level of blondeness accomplished by an overdyed, shopping-obsessed boy-watcher; male or female
2.The level of preppiness acquired by an object or other non-person
3. The temporary state of preppiness, usually by a normally non-prep person
1. OMG, that bra-stuffing twit's preposity is off the charts...
2. That tie is just oozing preposity...it clashes with the wristband
3. After Lindsay's brief fit of preposity, we had to quarantine her..in case it spread.
by Kiram April 4, 2006
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Preposterous boast, but alas

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused
Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”
by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018
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propositioning

If someone is propositioning you, it means that they are offering you sex. It is a more polite and euphemistic way of saying someone wants to bang you.
"Pete is propositioning me again!"
by fayestrawberry November 1, 2013
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Preposterated

The way you feel after something preposterous is done.
"I am so Preposterated!"
by silversquirrel August 25, 2009
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Nacogdoches Proposition

The act of receiving a blumpkin whilst delivering a Cleveland Steamer; in other words, getting a blowjob while taking a dump on a woman's chest.
Whilst dropping a Cleveland Steamer on his date's chest, Max was shocked when she started giving him a blumpkin - the Nacogdoches Proposition at last!
by 4E4 August 31, 2011
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preposterone

Power Thirst now comes in women! With preposterous amount of testosterone! PREPOSTERONE! - Power Thirst II
by formotherrussia December 24, 2007
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Preposterpotamus

1. An adjective describing an enormously preposterous statement.

2. A person who makes an enormously preposterous statement.

3. A preposterously enormous hippopotamus.
Billy: "Justin Bieber is super hecka fly."
Jim: "Fuck you! That's preposterpotamus!"

Billy: "Leno is so much funnier than Conan."
Jim: "Fuck you! You're a preposterpotamus."

Jim: "Holy shit that is one preposterously large hippo...a preposterpotamus...."
by Deadlyharbourseal October 28, 2010
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