ChiefBox-a-Porno was the leader of an obscure group of nomadic masturbators in the late 1990s. Being of little means, they spent most of their time scouring the land for the bare necessities likefood, warm shelter and discarded pornography. "The Chief" was well known for his quality stash which he carried with him at all times. During the colder winter months, The entire tribe would often time spend weeks in my Mom's basement jacking to the Chief's fabulous collection. The group disbanded in the mid 2000s due to the "Great Tissue Shortage" of 2004.
Wow, that ChiefBox-a-Porno was a great leader...What more can you say about that fucking guy?
(Watching porn) Oh yeah! Give it to her! Yeah let me see that tight ass! (Ejaculates) What the fuck am I watching? Don't treat her like that. She's somebody's daughter. Go get a real job you sleazy a-hole!
The New Pornographers are a Canadian indie rock/power pop band. They are really awesome, but unfortunately, not too many people outside of Canada and the US know who the hell they are. Yet.
They're kind of strange at first. They take a few listens, but its worth it! Cause their music is sweet and it makes you happy.
Me: Have you listened to The New Pornographers? They're pretty great, you should check them out.
Random guy: ROFL!!1! WTF, you said PORN!!! HAHAHA!
Me: stfu.