Posadism 

A communist and Trotskyist ideology founded by J. Posadas (real name Homero Rómulo Cristalli Frasnelli). He taught that UFOS were sent by alien communist in order to inspire revolution on Earth. Also they believe dolphins can speak and that Sex and Jokes will be abolished in the future utopia. Posadism is the only true ideology, everything else is revisionism.

Revisionist Leftist: lol posadism is such a funny meme XD
True Follower of Posadas: Cthulhu fhtagn!
Revisionist’s head implodes

Posadism by TheRealPitbull November 22, 2020

posadism 

A branch of authoritarian communism (more specifically trotskyism) pioneered by J. Posadas, an Argentinian Trotskyist, which believes that a nuclear war will trigger a global proletarian revolution, causing all nations on the planet to become socialist. Posadism is also known for its theories about UFOs, specifically about how only a communist society could become so advanced as to achieve space travel, therefore if any aliens were to visit earth they would be communist. The third aspect of posadism, often referenced in memes, is dolphins. The claim is that posadists also believe that humans could theoretically communicate with dolphins, seeing them as an intelligent and developed enough species, only somehow we are prevented from doing so by capitalism. Sources for this are unclear.

I dunno man, posadism kinda makes a lot of sense, like, come on, the best way to get rid of capitalism is to just nuke it and then rebuild, right? And aliens that share my exact political philosophy? That’s just straight up rad! Plus, you gotta love the dolphins, dolphins are cute.

posadism by homolizard February 16, 2020

anarcho-posadism 

Don't even get me started on how cool it is.

...and don't even get me started on Anarcho-Posadism!

anarcho-posadism by Altair73 May 25, 2020

Anarcho-Posadism 

The ultimate ideology. The truth behind everything. Believers of this ideology thinks the current society and hierarchy needs to be abolished by nuking earth so much that everything starts anew, thus creating a new anarchist utopia. Also there are aliens or something.

"Anarcho-Posadism is when you lob nukes at random people, the more nukes you lob, the more Anarcho-Posadism it is."

―Somebody, probably.
"Can you see any borders from here? What has borders given us? We're going to start over from scratch. That's what V2 is for."

― Larry "Nuke go brrrrr" Foulke, one of the most iconic supporters of this ideology in media.

Anarcho-Posadism by Haddam Sussein June 2, 2022

anarcho-posadism 

Nuke dem society and build… honestly idk I think it’s just you wanting to nuke the whole world to “rebuild everything” although it’s just you nuking everything to cause destruction and then live in an anarchistic world, basically just nuking everything because you feel like it

Idk of an example I’ll try my best tho

Person 1: I wanna nuke the entire world, I’m sick of this society shit in general

Person 2: that’s what we call anarcho-posadism

Random faint noise: the more you know~

anarcho-posadism by AstralDice April 15, 2023

poladas 

Someone who leaves randomly when they are bored of something with no fucks given, regardless of who they're with.

Collin left us at the party. What a fucking poladas.

poladas by Synto May 21, 2016

Posada 

A Christmas Tradition in Mexico. ... As part of the Christmas celebration, traditional fiestas called Mexican posadas (inns) aka PEDAS are held for family, friends, and neighbors. A posada is just another excuse to drink and get f*cked up, because nowadays one needs to come up with excuses to drink so one can hide the obvious problem.

Where is the posada at?

Posada by LaMaravish December 6, 2018