by Ninja Medic November 6, 2011
The art of leaving streaks in the toilet after taking a dump.
The residue left in the toilet after a good crap.
The residue left in the toilet after a good crap.
Bob, what the hell did you eat? You left some major porcelain paint!
After that burrito last night, I'm going to leave some porcelain paint.
After that burrito last night, I'm going to leave some porcelain paint.
by cheeks1128 February 4, 2010
the act of defecating on such a large scale that the interior of a normally white porcelain toilet bowl is rendered an entirely different color, typically brown
"Jim, where are you headed off to in such a hurry?"
"I don't think that oyster burrito agreed with me. I'm pretty sure it's gonna have me painting porcelain."
"I don't think that oyster burrito agreed with me. I'm pretty sure it's gonna have me painting porcelain."
by triebkore February 8, 2012