A 'Poppleton’ is when someone, no matter how cool or sophisticated they are, always manages to do something outrageous and/ or stupid. They are regularly seen with a guitar, bottle of coke and a mars bar in hand and regularly sleep with rotters.
"oh no, look at that rotter he is going to bum, he had definately pulled a poppleton"
"Banned from the road for drunk driving? that is very poppleton"
"Banned from the road for drunk driving? that is very poppleton"
by timio April 30, 2007
Poppletons Law - An often used employment caveat in which fuckwits of no education, qualifications, experience or knowledge find themselves in high job positions basically because their face fits.
Poppletons Law “ how the fuck did that idiot go from floor cleaner to director in two years?”
“ Nice tits so they used Poppletons Law”
“ Nice tits so they used Poppletons Law”
by JonnyBatman May 24, 2023
Poppleton is a collective noun used to describe a group of hairy incest welsh men. Often used as an insult in wales, it stems from the Welsh words ‘popple’ meaning imbred, and ‘tún’ meaning men
by Florin Degeratu February 07, 2025