Pooturbed

The feeling of being greatly perturbed by the need to take a crap.
"You look worried" said Peter
"I'm pooturbed, I need to shit real bad!" replied Paul
by R Mutt November 03, 2011
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Pooturbate

The act of pooping while masturbating!
I was having a bad day, so I went to the washroom to pooturbate.
by Pooturbate October 09, 2019
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