poot n scoot
poot n scoot by Ralf April 25, 2005
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The act of farting in public and then quickly vacating the area so that people don't know you did it. A distraction mechanism, like faking a call on your cell phone or messing with you iPod is a clever move. Try not to be noticed, and get out of there before the stank settles!
"I farted on the bus yesterday, so I immediately got off at the next stop and left the stank in the bus for the other schmucks. It was a perfect poot-n-scoot!"
poot-n-scoot by PootskieDoodle April 17, 2009
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poot-n-scoot
A game played mainly in the southern states in which players intentionally poop themselves and then try and see who can drag their buttocks across the floor and leave the longest skid mark.
Woodrow: "Hey momma after church today, are we gonna play a good ole fashioned game of poot-n-scoot?"
Momma: "Yes Woodrow, let's see if you can beat my 13 foot long skidmark from last week!"
Woodrow: "You better watch out, I'm the best poot-n-scooter this side of the Mississippi!"
Momma: "Yes Woodrow, let's see if you can beat my 13 foot long skidmark from last week!"
Woodrow: "You better watch out, I'm the best poot-n-scooter this side of the Mississippi!"
poot-n-scoot by PooterMagee November 27, 2012
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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