poop stamp

A stamp of poop left behind on a toilet seat by a person with a hairy butthole that does not wipe well.

Every time I go to Walmart I see poop stamps on the toilets and it makes me sick.

Your momma's so fat her poop stamps need their own zip code.

poop stamp by BoxerMomma March 5, 2010

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poop stamp

When a pet does not clean their puckered bunghole well enough and then proceeds to sit on a surface, such as a couch or bed, and leaves a ring of poop.

Susan picked up my frenchie and he got so scared he left a poop stamp on her shirt.

poop stamp by too tired lol October 12, 2023

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Related Words

poop stamp • Poop butt stamp • poonstamp • poop stomp • poo stamp • poo stamped • poop • poop sock • poop chute • poop soup

Poop butt stamp

When a person covered in poop places their butt cheek on the wall to make a poop butt print.

The child had a poo explosion and then preceeded to make poop butt stamps on the wall.

Poop butt stamp by Aba tech December 2, 2021

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poopstomp

the act of filling ones sock with fecal matter and slamming it across their face.

poop stomping can also be attained while on X-Box live and someone repeatably kills and taunts you.

"dude why did you sign off last night?"
"because dude i kept gettin poopstomped"

poopstomp by Taintgobbler February 13, 2010

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poonstamp

similar as stampoon

that was poonstamp !

poonstamp by poonmasters July 17, 2007

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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