Poop Machine 

A Poop Machine is a person who shits alot and clogs toilets constenly.

Mia is such a Poop Machine. She clogged my toilet just yesterday.

Poop Machine by K-Frizzle June 8, 2004

Poop Machine 

The thing you use if you "poop" on someone. Used mostly in video game references.

Teammate-"Someone better get the POOP MACHINE out cause you just got pooped on!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Other team-"STFU.... *rage quit*

Poop Machine by Ohiostate81 October 21, 2010

poop machine on wheels 

A person in a wheel chair that is so retarded they poop themselves constantly. Usually on an electric wheel chair.

Aww man, I had to help Jeff with his books, hes such a poop machine on wheels.

poop machine on wheels by Derek01992niner May 2, 2007

machine gun poop 

when your on the toilet and your poop shoots out so fast it splashes your butt.

Today, i went to the bathroom and had an unhappy machine gun poop.I had to wipe my cheeks as well.

machine gun poop by donald wennferding December 20, 2010

poomachine 

where your poo comes from

also known as anus, ass but, glutious maximus, booty

poomachine by Anonymous May 20, 2003

poopmachine 

When the poop is needed to be crafted by the hands of 80 Vietnamese children from the mechanics of 20 individual gears of caca.

OH DEAR! I gotta get to the poopmachine before it explodes

poopmachine by Fartdestruct March 20, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020