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poons is a bastardisation of poonie or poonanie.
1)It refers to pussy or vagina.
2)It can also be used to refer to any 'action' with females.
3)to be used as a term describing emasculated, pansy boys.
1) she's got a nice juicy poonz.
2) You get any poonz last night boyo?
3) Jeez ur such a poonz Thomas!
poonz by €rik May 3, 2006
Words you can keep
someone who wears silk shirts often.and is one to entice you.
i saw poonz the other day and i bowed like a slave
poonz by Harold Bachfat October 21, 2008
Related Words
errr well. Im poonz. I talk to my mate 50 euros. Hes like a proper gangster and we sit at our comps 24 hours a day cause we hench. But yeah i like 50 alot hes a good friend and i hope to meet him soon. He's like the coolest dude i know on the net. Hes like my brother. And i talk to him cause hes bare hench
Poon is hench
Hench my poonz
Bare my poonz please
Poonz away
Poonz and tipsy are hench
Poonz and tipsy are bare
poonz and tipsy are gansgter
Poonz and tipsy will be presidents
Poonz and tipsy are gods bow to us.
Poonz by munkeh August 7, 2004

Skilled Poon Hunter 

Someone who isn’t necessarily better than average looking but still enjoys overwhelming success with the ladies. The attraction is based on charisma, charm and confidence rather than pure physical attractiveness.
Did you see how Gary had all the ladies hanging all over him all night? He’s a skilled poon hunter!
Skilled Poon Hunter by Chad Apollo February 19, 2021

Poon Scrapper

poon scrapper

/pune skraper/

noun
1.

a person who prefers to date old girlfriends and or "practice/throwaway girls" because they find it easier than going outside of their comfort zone and meeting someone via the internet, their social circle (if they have one), or at bars, nightclubs, coffee shops, grocery stores, or anywhere a woman may be found. This is usually do to low confidence/self esteem and or pure laziness and lack of self respect

"a poon scrapper"

synonyms: loser, lazy fuck, etc

verb
1.
pursue and try to lay an old ex girlfriend, or chase a skank that a friend or colleague has tossed away

"poon scrapping"

synonyms: to chase skank, poon re-purposer
Example One:

Man 1: Did you hear John has been seeing Mary again?

Man 2: The same Mary that he used to date 20 years ago?

Man 1: Yup. That's some washed up poon for sure.

Man 2: Jesus Christ, John is sure one lazy fucking poon scrapper.

Man 1: Indeed.

Example Two:

Man 1: Hey, I've got a date with Susie tonight! Johnny broke up with her.

Man 2: Fucking Susie? Really? Why don't you try and get out and maybe improve yourself so you can meet a new and exciting woman instead of poon scrapping these worthless skanks. Johnny just tossed her out knowing you poon scrappers would go after it like trash eating billy goats

Man 1: Nah. Poon scrapping is way easier.
Poon Scrapper by RickySpanish121 April 29, 2019

ponza rotta 

italian food item, like a pizza folded over and deep fried...very tasty trademarked name from jimmys grotto in waukesha wi.
i ate a ponza rotta from jimmys grotto and it was awesome!
ponza rotta by balsey April 20, 2011

poon poot 

Forced air expelled from the vaginal cavity. Queef or vaginal flatulence.
Rebecca stood by her cart embarrassed by the sounds of her poon poot. Other shoppers were staring at her in disgust. "It wasn't a fart, I swear! I poon pooted!"
A little boy responded, "Gross, your vagina farted!"
poon poot by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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