Poolsturbation

When playing pool/billiards, and you either miss an easy shot or make a shot and leave yourself no possible shot to follow. Leaving your opponent satisfied without having to do a thing.
I gave the Chucklhead easy satisfaction on the pool table when my poor play left him able to make himself happy. Poolsturbation.
by Grandpasmith April 18, 2024
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Poolsturbation

When playing a game of billiards, after successfully making your designated ball, and you do not leave yourself a follow-up shot. Effectively screwing yourself during your turn. Can be conjugated to "poolsturbated" or "poolsturbate".
"While playing Erik at Bozeman's bar, I made a great shot and left myself nothing to shoot at. Dang poolsturbation!"
by Grandpasmith February 04, 2025
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