Ponteland is a small semi-rural village located 9 miles North West of the glorious city Newcastle Upon Tyne. Ponteland is what would be considered an upper-middle-class area in the UK. It is connected to a large and extremely expensive housing estate Darras Hall, home to many footballers from the surrounding North East clubs and people who can only be described as Cashmere Trash.
Mummy and Daddy's money, second-hand Porsches, an elderly generation of snobs, ridiculous house prices and the automatic assumption that your child will go to Oxford or Cambridge define Ponteland. Yet it is still labeled as a wonderful place to live as is Darras Hall. Maybe it is a wonderful place to live but several decaying schools, the Chav filled Merton Way "shopping center" and a former council housing estate filled with what the prestigious people of Ponteland would call "salt of the earth" residents suggest against this.
In summary; Ponteland has the image of being middle class and civilized, but that couldn't be further from the truth. It is a shithole in its own right, dominated by social pressure, former criminals and the fear of not being accepted by your following middle-class brethren.
There's always someone doing better than you in Pontleland.
JC
Mummy and Daddy's money, second-hand Porsches, an elderly generation of snobs, ridiculous house prices and the automatic assumption that your child will go to Oxford or Cambridge define Ponteland. Yet it is still labeled as a wonderful place to live as is Darras Hall. Maybe it is a wonderful place to live but several decaying schools, the Chav filled Merton Way "shopping center" and a former council housing estate filled with what the prestigious people of Ponteland would call "salt of the earth" residents suggest against this.
In summary; Ponteland has the image of being middle class and civilized, but that couldn't be further from the truth. It is a shithole in its own right, dominated by social pressure, former criminals and the fear of not being accepted by your following middle-class brethren.
There's always someone doing better than you in Pontleland.
JC
"Fancy flying down Ponteland mate?"
"Nor nah, if I wanted to be judged for who I am I could just go to a courtroom"
"Nor nah, if I wanted to be judged for who I am I could just go to a courtroom"
by JACCAJ October 10, 2018
Ponteland is a divided village in the north east of England in newcastle . It has 2 parts to it, ‘Darass Hall’ and ‘Pont’. Darass is full of your typical upper middle class snobs who park their massive financed range rovers on the side of the road instead of their 4 mile driveways and shops at the local Waitrose. And then the other average person living their plays for NUFC. However take a walk further up in the village of ponteland to discover the chav infested half referred to as ‘pont’. Pont is a typical housing estate for the lower class families in the village. It is has its own ‘shopping centre’ called Merton way just consists of a one stop, a local chippy and few barber shops. However take a walk down the back ally of Merton way to discover the run-down industrial estate to meet the local plug/ the year7s vape dealers. Pont also has its own high school which many of the pupils don’t like and also its own public park and leisure centre. Be aware though, spend to long in ponteland and it will drive you mad. There is also no escaping it as the local stagecoach bus doesn’t normally arrive for 10 hours!
‘Here ya wanna fly doon ponteland’
‘Nar pal it’s just full of rich cunts and chavs’
‘Nar bro trust hop on the x78 and meet this dealer in the industrial estate for wu 3.5’
‘Nar pal it’s just full of rich cunts and chavs’
‘Nar bro trust hop on the x78 and meet this dealer in the industrial estate for wu 3.5’
by user282881813 January 27, 2024
Ponteland is a divided village in the north east of England in newcastle . It has 2 parts to it, ‘Darass Hall’ and ‘Pont’. Darass is full of your typical upper middle class snobs who park their massive financed range rovers on the side of the road instead of their 4 mile driveways and shops at the local Waitrose. And then the other average person living their plays for NUFC. However take a walk further up in the village of ponteland to discover the chav infested half referred to as ‘pont’. Pont is a typical housing estate for the lower class families in the village. It is has its own ‘shopping centre’ called Merton way just consists of a one stop, a local chippy and few barber shops. However take a walk down the back ally of Merton way to discover the run-down industrial estate to meet the local plug/ the year7s vape dealers. Pont also has its own high school which many of the pupils don’t like and also its own public park and leisure centre. Be aware though, spend to long in ponteland and it will drive you mad. There is also no escaping it as the local stagecoach bus doesn’t normally arrive for 10 hours!
‘Here ya wanna fly doon ponteland’
‘Nar pal it’s just full of rich cunts and chavs’
‘Nar bro trust hop on the x78 and meet this dealer in the industrial estate for wu 3.5’
‘Nar pal it’s just full of rich cunts and chavs’
‘Nar bro trust hop on the x78 and meet this dealer in the industrial estate for wu 3.5’
by user282881813 January 27, 2024