The Polar Randolph

The sexual act of feeding your lazy wife a high fibrous diet, collecting and freezing her scat, then fashioning the loosely phallic shaped object into a ribbed dildo.
The higher the fibre content, the veinier and with more sweet corn the mamba will be.
The Jewish skin flute is then forced back into the wife’s butt when she’s asleep. Extra points are given if the fabled DVDA is successfully administered.

Randolph: Honestly doctor, I’m not sure how my comatose wife ended up with so many rectal polyps!
All I did was give her The Polar Randolph and she was fine for a while. I was administering some amyl nitrite up her wizard’s sleeve for a bit so she could butt chug. Yes! That’s it. It must’ve been that that caused all those colon lesions.
Doctor: Thankyou for that frankly horrendous explanation. Anyway, the waiting police officer would like a word with you!

by JesusBummedTrump December 26, 2022

Flag

Get the The Polar Randolph mug.

Polar Bearing

When you fill a condom with shit....human or animal and then place the condom into a freezer until it is frozen. The frozen shit is then used to fuck someone

Marci from accounting told me she was in to polar bearing. I am a little frightened.

by RiccoSuave February 8, 2019

Flag

Get the Polar Bearing mug.

BI POLAR MOTHERFUCKER

PEOPLE THAT CANT DECIDE ANYTHING FOR THEMSELVES . CHANGES THEIR MINDS ON ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

YOU BI POLAR MOTHERFUCKER YOU

by friskychick May 1, 2021

Flag

Get the BI POLAR MOTHERFUCKER mug.

PPS // Polarized Prostate Stimulation

When one magnet is placed inside of the male phallus between 2-3 inches inward and another magNet is placed gently within the prostate. The magnets attract each other and squeeze the prostate, creating an orgasm so intense it renders you invalid for weeks

Boris loves to go downtown and receive PPS // Polarized Prostate Stimulation from 5th and Church.

by Skrettttttt November 11, 2018

Flag

Get the PPS // Polarized Prostate Stimulation mug.