"Damn, Miss Cleo sure kicked my ass in that poker game."
by William Stephens April 22, 2006
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The card game that keeps you hooked and takes all your savings until you live in your parent's basement.
Poker is like sex: the looser you are, the easier it is to get fucked.
by IPwnN00bs April 3, 2007
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A game which unfortunately has become very popular. All these newbies suck and are easy pickings. I guess that means guys like me that have been playing for 11 years can make even more money than ever.
Retard: All-In
Me: I call.
Retard: Read em and weep, two pair, 2's and 3's.
Me: Ace high flush. What the fuck were you thinking with three over cards and those four spades on the table?
Retard: I thought two pair was good.
Me: Just give me your money and never play again, you're a disgrace to the game. Fucking newbs.
by The Man In Black April 11, 2005
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Not a sport. A game never intended for to become so popular you can play at your local sandwich shop during happy hour for fake money.
Poker on ESPN? Just because you can break a sweat doing it does not make it a sport.
by Hullabuloo August 1, 2005
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Any slender object used when rolling a joint, to "poke" the weed in.
"Can I use your earring as a poker?"
by Eva February 27, 2005
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A sharp object you carry on you for protection. Anything from a knife to a pen or icepick Anything that'll inflict harm onto someone trying to rob you.
Yo son, I'm going to the store with the poker just in case
by Vin Grizzle January 9, 2006
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A game played with a standard deck of playing cards. Multiple variations, the best being "Texas Hold'em" (as seen on the "World Poker Tour") only savages play poker.
Dude, let's go play some Poker!
by Khaotic November 19, 2003
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