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points fingers 

The act of using one's fingers to refer to another person's mother after said person says something that can be turned into a "your mom" joke. Often used in mixed company and/or in public where one doesn't want to offend anyone within earshot.
1)
Person 1: "This is an awesome fish taco!"
Person 2: <points fingers>

2)
Person 1: Can you give me a ride?
Person 2: I gave <points fingers> a ride!
points fingers by thechowda December 27, 2009
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Pointy finger of doom

This animation tactic is used in poorly dubbed Anime, especially those shows involving dueling or fighting. When a character extends their arm at full length towards their opponent(s) and then extends their index finger, this is known as giving the "pointy finger of doom". This is used in lou of the middle finger, or other originally written, but then dubbed trash talk.
Person 1: "Don't you hate it when they use the 'pointy finger of doom'?"
Person 2: "Why can't they just give the damn guy the finger like we do in real life?"

get my finger paints 

This is what you say when your about to pull a JFK. Your armed and dangerous.
Only 4 chicken nuggets!, Im supposed to get 5. Yo SnowMane, get my finger paints.
get my finger paints by Pistol Starta February 14, 2004

I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who 

I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who
I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who
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