South African slang term for fart.
Mark: Oooo...I just had a sweet poep now....mmmm, can you smell that? It's quality!
Errol: Oh God yes.....silent but deadly!!

Fran: What's that's smell? John!! Did you poep now?!
John: No, it was the dog.
Fran: Stop blaming the poor dog! I know it was you. I can recognise that smell anywhere!
John: Okay fine, it was me. But hey, "wat nie rent betaal nie moet uit"! (those that don't pay the rent has to get out!)
by Serpent Tongue September 1, 2006
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Het ruikt naar (it smells like) poep (shit).
by YourMotherJeMoeder August 2, 2016
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Dutch slang for 'nonsense'.
Einstein was no dictator of Germany! You talk poep, my friend...
by Aboraly September 2, 2006
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I wanted to say poop but I'm dumb and spelled it poep.
by Weener wanger March 16, 2003
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a large male homosapien
ectomorphic body structure ( long and skinny limbs )
concave pectoral muscles

triangular shaped face
pink panther like

very unstable especially when under the influence
occasionally found with flat wet shit instead of hair

it is never seen sober but rather transforms into its alter ego Jacobus Speedstick Els

hobbies: Lineouts , wearing ridiculous hats, extra maths , wearing : jeans , plakkies , no shirt and hat

Is well-known for his bordering on retarded , senseless Facebook statii.
It once experimented with some Hydrogen Peroxide and his very own hair.(Eksperimentele foutjie)
It has been quoted saying : "I am the koos poep"
Only one male specimen (the Koos Poep) has been found thus far however a female specimen with an apparent common ancestor has been spotted once at Kirsty Bouch's house.
by not till bauer at all May 27, 2009
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A Dutch expression that literally means: "Poo down your trousers". Dutch people like to tell tourists that it means "I love you".
Tourist: "Liza, poep in je broek"
Liza: "Ew gross!" *walks away*
by Dutch Poo September 10, 2010
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