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Common email received by some junior investment banker by his managing director. Typically received after 2 am and with a pitch book copy attached below.

Can be substituted with: "can we beef this up", "pls massage the numbers", "increase the multiples", etc.
"1 am" Analyst:
Dear MD,
Please find the pitch book for the X merger attached below.
Best,

"3 am" Managing Director:

pls fix.
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Pls fix, thx. 

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Your email: “Please see the attached projection, we are expecting negative cash balances in years 3 and 4.”

MD’s reply email: “pls fix, thx.”
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