someone with really thin arms but a really thicc ass.
random guy: i have a condition where my upper extremities are very small but my hips are huge.
second random guy: nah bro u just a playground swing lookin ass.
by JewelsHax February 10, 2019
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A roast often used in an argument where someone says something that is extremely overused by 13 year olds or a very unfunny roast. Often the people that say these type of roasts think they are funny or think they are violating their opponent.
Person 1: “Your dad left you for milk”
Person 2: “That was a fucking playground roast
Person 1: “Your adopted
Person 2: “Goddamn that was so unfunny and unoriginal”
Person 1: “Kill yourself”
Person 2: “Can I kill your shemale mother that didn’t commit suicide before she gave birth instead?”
by robloxduck1 April 8, 2022
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A bunch of bitter bitches that can’t get along on the playground (game)!
So much salt on the playground! What is your salt level? Find out on the Salty Playground.
by Salty Host November 26, 2018
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A child sent to represent their friend in a romantic endeavor.
Someone sent a playground emissary to my brother today.
by Treehugers March 1, 2021
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a girl, who gives at least two back to back blow jobs in an outdoor setting; usually you don't want to be the second guy
That playground buff must have her own strand of genital worts
by bus 42 October 18, 2008
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