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PVA (Plan van Aksie) 

An afrikaans (One of South Africa's many official languages) term meaning: Whats the plan of action?
What is your / the "PVA (Plan van Aksie)" for tonight
PVA (Plan van Aksie) by blablaness February 5, 2012

vaginal retention plan 

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I kept my ex on the Vaginal Retention Plan.

Van Wilder plan 

Academic plan where one takes more than five years to complete a college degree.
"Yeah, so I'm on my 7th year here at State. I'm on the Van Wilder plan, like that guy from the National Lampoon movie."
Van Wilder plan by Greybush January 23, 2008

vanwilder plan 

Vanwilder plan - spending 7 or more years getting a 4 year degree in school
student 1: My parents are cutting me off brah brah
student 2: why?
student 1: Cause I'm on the VanWilder plan dude
student 2: HaHa nice, you've been in school the better part of a decade, why not stay in for another few years and become a doctor?
student 1: Nah F-it. Want to get high?
student 2: no doubt

Vaginal Retention Plan 

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!

Moe's value plan 

Going to Moe's southwest grill and ordering one cup of queso and taking advantage of their free chips and salsa to feed as many people as possible.
Chump 1- "Shit I'm hungry"
Chump 2- "We have practice in ten tho and we only have $3 between the 10 of us"
Chump 1- "Moe's value plan?"
Moe's value plan by Chump1 December 21, 2015