An expression, commonly used in a negative way in order to tell someone to go fuck off. It can also be used in a "you know what?" kind of manor, as an exclamation or frustration. It has the added benefit of insulting how the recipient spends his free time, and is synonymous with "you just sit on your ass all day"
Bill: "Hey, you wanna hang out today?"
Jon: "Nah I'd rather just stay home and watch a movie."
Bill: "Fine then, you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself all day."
Fred: "Hey, we're gonna play some basketball, wanna come?"
Joe: "I just had a really bad break up, I'd rather be alone."
Fred: "Well you can just sit at home, pissing and shitting yourself while we have fun ya douche."
Jon: "Nah I'd rather just stay home and watch a movie."
Bill: "Fine then, you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself all day."
Fred: "Hey, we're gonna play some basketball, wanna come?"
Joe: "I just had a really bad break up, I'd rather be alone."
Fred: "Well you can just sit at home, pissing and shitting yourself while we have fun ya douche."
by jcer1 July 1, 2013
Congratulations! You are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank you for hefting your turfs down the mountainside so that we, the proles may feast on your bounteous craps.
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by The Piss Lord Of Shit Mountain February 7, 2014
An extremely annoying situation in which on attempts to urinate standing up but is unable to due to the inevitable urge to Shit and since this is impossible due to the current position of the urinator one reaches a P.S.S
Fred: Hey man what took ya so long in the piss pot?
Gary: Sorry dude got the case of (P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate..
Fred: oh...
Gary: Sorry dude got the case of (P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate..
Fred: oh...
by Germain Detrick August 6, 2010
Piss ass bitch fuck shit is something that one says when there in extreme anger or steps on a lego for instance someone touches you one too many times you then tell them to stop and they dont stop then you say the phrase "piss ass bitch fuck shit"
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by Nrrjsjdndihrj March 31, 2014
by therealtrashkidofreality October 25, 2020
You know those people who are so futile talking about shit they don't know about? Someone who isn't even deserving of the term "piece of shit"?(considering that good shit brings pleasure) But what really stinks is urinating while shitting.
The uncomfortably warm piss fighting against constipated ass- that's annoying. Just like some people voicing unwanted stupid opinions.
The uncomfortably warm piss fighting against constipated ass- that's annoying. Just like some people voicing unwanted stupid opinions.
by Ashfa A. Oprah September 10, 2022
a saying that old people use, in an exclamatory way, kinda like how you would say fuck after you hit your toe
by tinyattack_09 September 17, 2023