piss cards

When you're playing cards with drunk people, and somebody who just peed without washing their hands become the dealer.

Nah man, you keep them... I don't need any piss cards, decks aren't that expensive.

by itstheimplication May 17, 2015

Perfect Piss

1) A pee that takes more than 20 seconds.

2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.

3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.

4) A piss that's, well, perfect.

Guy in the bathroom-Fuck yeah!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!

^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^

by king of the porcelain throne April 4, 2014

homemade piss lemonade

Lemonade made in your house with piss as the main ingredient. It’s also used when someone made terrible move in party games.

Your answer is totally a cup of homemade piss lemonade

by D_Dawg_Y February 23, 2020

mystery piss

When you go to the bathroom with the lights turned of and just hope you're pissing in the toilet

Dude i just want to the bathroom and mystery pissed all over the bathroom

by Tractor Tom December 21, 2017

piss hamper

The laundry hamper that your friend pisses in when they're blacked because they think it's a trash can

"Where did Rachel piss last night when she was blacked out?"
"In the piss hamper, again."

by aanaez September 26, 2021

Piss villain

Piss villain is the type of guy you would see on the streets, he'd be going around giving out gamer girl bath water and ruining people's days. He'd also yell "piss off" to old people in a very exaggerated British accent.

Person 1#: oh my god have you heard about piss villain???
Person 2#: please don't talk about them they yelled at my nan for asking them to walk the fish.

by q-uinn January 14, 2022

bucket of sweaty piss-farts

When someone has an extreme case of body-odor, consisting of every possible odor a body can produce.

That homeless lady that sat next to me on the bus smelled like a bucket of sweaty piss-farts.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 19, 2022