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pinihi

Pinihi is a surname curse, which made it's first appearance in Ziepniekkalns, Latvia, in the 11th century. It all started when a wise man, named Rodrigo, ventured up a hill, now named Ziepniekkalns, to find the love of his life - Zanda. He hiked the mountain, explored every centimeter with his Jānis Čakste outfit, called her with every cat meme imaginable - but there was no sign of Zanda. Eventually, he found a seemingly innocent looking apple. He put it in to his steamer trunk, so that he could devouver it later. After some time he found out, that Zanda isn't on Ziepniekkalns, in this location, that spanned from the depths of Šmerlis mežs to the hell now called Imanta. Rodrigo was devastated. It looked like life had finally destroyed him in to pieces. But, Rodrigo remembered about the apple. He took a bite out of the apple, but it had an uncanny taste to it. It was the panihi fruit. He spit it out, tried washing his mouth with the holy kvass he always had in his steamer trunk - but to no avail. He was cursed for eternity. Now he was Rodrigo Aplle for life. Not even Apple, but Aplle - because of the fat L he took. He has lived for over a thousand years, still unable to find Zanda to pass the curse on to and still unable to climb out of the dark pit of hell he got himself in to for eternity.
My friend got married yesterday and it felt like she ate a pinihi fruit. She changed her surname faster than anyone could imagine.
by prosta arturs & zandarts October 29, 2023
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pinching

In the Cannabis Growing industry, in Canada anyways, pinching refers to removing the growing top parts of a Cannabis plant (called the apical meristems in biology) , and often the grower uses his fingers to remove the young shoots of the plant, thumb & nails as if to pinch something that's why they call it to pinch to chop off the young shoots of the plant, so that the continuing growing part of the plant will divide and later produce more product, more Cannabis smoking material, according to professional growers.
Yo Joey did u alredy pinch these girls or not? Most marijuana growers adopt the pinching method, any cannabis grunt knows that. OMG how many times did u pinch these bushy sluts?
by Ascot1111 November 12, 2019
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Pinching a loaf

Or to pinch a loaf - having a shit
1. yo bitch get my dinner ready, i'm gonna go pinch a loaf
2. i wouldn't go in there for 35-40 minutes, some bastards' pinched a loaf
by Bob April 6, 2004
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Skin Pinching

Pinching and rolling the nutsack to itch your scrotum.
"Did you see that speaker on stage skin pinching?"
by SkinPincher December 29, 2009
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Toe-pinching

annamarie made it up. its when you PINCH SOMEONE WITH YOUR FUCKING TOE AND IT CAUSES YOU MORE PAIN YOU HAVE EVER FELT IN YOUR LIFE. do not toe pinch. it hurts like hell.
ow. owie. nooo. toe-pinching
by fleh1029 January 17, 2011
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pinchio

A person named who accidentally said this instead of Pinocchio.
Ramira:what is a pinchio
Nikki: it says Pinocchio not Pinchio
by Pinchio May 7, 2021
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penihilate

Baby, can I penihilate you?
by therealtrish May 31, 2015
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