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To be quite literally the most fucked up (intoxicated) person within the room, house, party etc. This is ONLY surpassed by the next level of intoxication which is referred to being "Piltman mike". One whom is "Piltman often does one of the following:
1. Nods off while engaged in a game of fifa
2. Passes out in mid sentence due to their extreme level of being pilt.
3. Uses the slurred word "chom" for no apparent reason
Ex. Yo check out chomas hes fuckin piltman.
by T.Phillips October 29, 2013
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