pillow dick

A person who constantly takes your pillow, that you yourself picked out, & switches it out with their shitty pillow that they picked out. They then proceed to act as if THEY picked out the good pillow, & you should take the shitty pillow.

Or, a person who has discarded a pillow because "I don't like it. It doesn't work." - Complaining Wife. Only to take it back, every night, after you (being the husband), rescued said pillow from a meaningless existence in the linen closet.

Quit being such a pillow dick.

pillow dick by UrAdCk July 21, 2015

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Dick Pillow

The pillow that is placed over one's genetailia whilst they sit.

Can you pass me a dick pillow? This morning wood isn't going away any time soon.

Dick Pillow by Fear of Fleas December 3, 2011

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dick pillow

Bulging fleshy area on a males inner thighs, near the genitals. They give the apperance of large, tumorus, testicles.

Dude, put on your pants, we can see your dick pillows.

dick pillow by B-Town FFL November 15, 2007

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Dick Pillow

When your dick is so big that you could stuff it with cotton and your girl can sleep on it.

¨ḧow was your sleep?¨ "Good I slept on a dick pillow¨

Dick Pillow by EEADKJW May 24, 2018

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DICK PILLOWS

A big beautiful set of women's lips.

Angelina Jolie has a big beautiful set of dick pillows

DICK PILLOWS by Darth Loring July 3, 2009

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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