pillow dick 

A person who constantly takes your pillow, that you yourself picked out, & switches it out with their shitty pillow that they picked out. They then proceed to act as if THEY picked out the good pillow, & you should take the shitty pillow.

Or, a person who has discarded a pillow because "I don't like it. It doesn't work." - Complaining Wife. Only to take it back, every night, after you (being the husband), rescued said pillow from a meaningless existence in the linen closet.

Quit being such a pillow dick.

pillow dick by UrAdCk July 21, 2015

Dick Pillow 

The pillow that is placed over one's genetailia whilst they sit.

Can you pass me a dick pillow? This morning wood isn't going away any time soon.

Dick Pillow by Fear of Fleas December 3, 2011

dick pillow 

Bulging fleshy area on a males inner thighs, near the genitals. They give the apperance of large, tumorus, testicles.

Dude, put on your pants, we can see your dick pillows.

dick pillow by B-Town FFL November 15, 2007

Dick Pillow 

When your dick is so big that you could stuff it with cotton and your girl can sleep on it.

¨ḧow was your sleep?¨ "Good I slept on a dick pillow¨

Dick Pillow by EEADKJW May 24, 2018

DICK PILLOWS 

A big beautiful set of women's lips.

Angelina Jolie has a big beautiful set of dick pillows

DICK PILLOWS by Darth Loring July 3, 2009