pillow dick

A person who constantly takes your pillow, that you yourself picked out, & switches it out with their shitty pillow that they picked out. They then proceed to act as if THEY picked out the good pillow, & you should take the shitty pillow.

Or, a person who has discarded a pillow because "I don't like it. It doesn't work." - Complaining Wife. Only to take it back, every night, after you (being the husband), rescued said pillow from a meaningless existence in the linen closet.

Quit being such a pillow dick.

by UrAdCk July 21, 2015

Dick Pillow

The pillow that is placed over one's genetailia whilst they sit.

Can you pass me a dick pillow? This morning wood isn't going away any time soon.

by Fear of Fleas December 3, 2011

dick pillow

Bulging fleshy area on a males inner thighs, near the genitals. They give the apperance of large, tumorus, testicles.

Dude, put on your pants, we can see your dick pillows.

by B-Town FFL November 15, 2007

DICK PILLOWS

A big beautiful set of women's lips.

Angelina Jolie has a big beautiful set of dick pillows

by Darth Loring July 3, 2009

Dick Pillow

When your dick is so big that you could stuff it with cotton and your girl can sleep on it.

¨ḧow was your sleep?¨ "Good I slept on a dick pillow¨

by EEADKJW May 24, 2018