A very VERY small penis
by Jay the Queen March 6, 2018
The act of leaving a dance floor or social setting when you feel the need to urinate or defecate. Pibbly is indicative of urine (to piddle) and Squinchy reflects the act of squishing and clenching to avoid a disaster in your pants
"Jason has a bad case of the pibbly squinchies! I hope he makes it to the bathroom!"
"I avoided ruining my family dinner by doing a quick pibbly squinchy!"
"I avoided ruining my family dinner by doing a quick pibbly squinchy!"
by CorporealCorpral January 22, 2023
The galaxy's most influential civil rights leader, noted as the most important man in the universe. Shrimply Pibbles is an inspiration to us all.
"I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh." ~Shrimply Pibbles
by @MeTheMerican December 6, 2021
by dontworryboutit56 November 12, 2018
When a Pibble (a pit bull) nibbles you with their front teeth affectionately while they're kissing you. It doesn't hurt.
Me: Bliss, my pibble, was so excited when I came home from work last night that she kissed my face forever and gave me a Pibble nibble.
Friend(doesn't have dogs): She bit you? Didn't that hurt?
Me: Hell no! It wasn't a bite at all, it was a Pibble nibble, she does that when she gets super excited. It doesn't even hurt- it's affectionate.
Friend(doesn't have dogs): She bit you? Didn't that hurt?
Me: Hell no! It wasn't a bite at all, it was a Pibble nibble, she does that when she gets super excited. It doesn't even hurt- it's affectionate.
by stolipit May 13, 2017
Ah mate, I pibbled that girl hard last night
No way! You must have been pibbling her hard, I heard her shouting out for the creamy dick gapener
No way! You must have been pibbling her hard, I heard her shouting out for the creamy dick gapener
by Yourboyimthatguy November 22, 2015
Pibbling is when a woman is romantically partnered with a significantly less attractive man/when a man is romantically partnered with a significantly more attractive woman. Basically, if there's a huge difference in attractiveness between a man and woman in a relationship (with the woman assuming the more attractive role), then you know pibbling is afoot.
"WOW, she's gorgeous... what's she doing with that dude? He's a slob!"
"I know...that's some hardcore pibbling."
"I know...that's some hardcore pibbling."
by Dorkchops13 February 13, 2022