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Baby Pimps
Baby Pimps are adoption agencies and lawyers that make large sums of money off of the sale and redistribution of children.
Baby Pimps coerce women in "crisis" pregnancies to relinquish their children for adoption. They brainwash these vulnerable mothers into believing that their baby would be better off with a 2-parent family or a family with more money/education/etc.
Baby Pimps convince women into "open adoptions" knowing full-well that most open adoptions aren't legally enforcable and once a mother reliniquishes her child, the adoptive parents can cut off all contact with her and keep her away from her baby. (See: Adoptoraptor for more information on this kind of adopter.)
Baby Pimps treat children like chattel. They participate in the process that permanently seals an adopted person's birth certificate.
Baby Pimps do not inform fathers that they are parents or do whatever they can to make sure that a father has no right to raise his relinquished child. Father's name are left off of documents, his whereabouts or name are listed as "unknown" in order for the Baby Pimps to more easily sell their "product" aka child.
Baby Pimps are all over the world. Often children in 3rd world countries are stolen and sold to adoption agencies with stories that the children were found abandoned in gutters, etc. The adoption agencies that receive these babies and "launder" them for sale in the United States and other countries are Baby Pimps.
Baby Pimps coerce women in "crisis" pregnancies to relinquish their children for adoption. They brainwash these vulnerable mothers into believing that their baby would be better off with a 2-parent family or a family with more money/education/etc.
Baby Pimps convince women into "open adoptions" knowing full-well that most open adoptions aren't legally enforcable and once a mother reliniquishes her child, the adoptive parents can cut off all contact with her and keep her away from her baby. (See: Adoptoraptor for more information on this kind of adopter.)
Baby Pimps treat children like chattel. They participate in the process that permanently seals an adopted person's birth certificate.
Baby Pimps do not inform fathers that they are parents or do whatever they can to make sure that a father has no right to raise his relinquished child. Father's name are left off of documents, his whereabouts or name are listed as "unknown" in order for the Baby Pimps to more easily sell their "product" aka child.
Baby Pimps are all over the world. Often children in 3rd world countries are stolen and sold to adoption agencies with stories that the children were found abandoned in gutters, etc. The adoption agencies that receive these babies and "launder" them for sale in the United States and other countries are Baby Pimps.
Baby Pimps by ChrisMara December 30, 2011
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Tower of Pimps
(noun)
Originated from Achievement Hunter,
A Trophy Item that represents overall victory after a challenge has been completed in the Achievement Hunter MineCraft Let's Plays, displayed in the Achievement City. The Tower is 4 Gold Blocks stacked vertically upon a base, often the base is Obsidian (Ray's base is Dirt, Ryan's first tower's base was Netherrack).
First built by Gavin Free of RoosterTeeth's Achievement Hunter in Episode 2, it was brought back as an item competitors had to build in the 'Build a Tower' challenge. In total, the Tower has since been won by the competitors in 26 different occasions (to this present date) and if it existed in the real world it would stand 5 meters high and the solid gold value of it would be approximately 3.6 billion dollars.
Originated from Achievement Hunter,
A Trophy Item that represents overall victory after a challenge has been completed in the Achievement Hunter MineCraft Let's Plays, displayed in the Achievement City. The Tower is 4 Gold Blocks stacked vertically upon a base, often the base is Obsidian (Ray's base is Dirt, Ryan's first tower's base was Netherrack).
First built by Gavin Free of RoosterTeeth's Achievement Hunter in Episode 2, it was brought back as an item competitors had to build in the 'Build a Tower' challenge. In total, the Tower has since been won by the competitors in 26 different occasions (to this present date) and if it existed in the real world it would stand 5 meters high and the solid gold value of it would be approximately 3.6 billion dollars.
Michael "Gavin has officially won the Tower of Pimps."
Gavin: "Dude I created the Tower of Pimps and now it's rightfully mine."
~ Let's Play Minecraft 23
Gavin: "Dude I created the Tower of Pimps and now it's rightfully mine."
~ Let's Play Minecraft 23
Tower of Pimps by TDBTyler June 21, 2013
Oscar Piastri
Person 1: Cant believe the 2026 championship was won by Piastri.
Person 2: Yes its amazing, Oscar Piastri the goat!
Person 2: Yes its amazing, Oscar Piastri the goat!
Oscar Piastri by BruhXDRoflLMAOLOL June 15, 2022
slipper pimps
idiots wearing slippers in public places. Obviously promoting an 'I'm too lazy and too cool to wear real shoes, you should worship my every step' cause.
In the wild you can spot them by their oncoming 'swishing' sound as they also shuffle because walking is such a drag. Indigenous to malls, fast food establishments, and coffee houses.
In the wild you can spot them by their oncoming 'swishing' sound as they also shuffle because walking is such a drag. Indigenous to malls, fast food establishments, and coffee houses.
Jeff: Look out honey! A herd of slipper pimps are coming! Quick let's duck into the food court!
Maureen: Don't worry, they're shuffling, we have an hour before they get to us.
Maureen: Don't worry, they're shuffling, we have an hour before they get to us.
slipper pimps by jingerotomy April 2, 2008
pimps prayer
Pimps Prayer: Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Oh Lord, so that she may learn a hoes place. Amen.
pimps prayer by luvharrypotter15 August 14, 2011
pIasticknives
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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026