perpel
perpel by Ima Wackinhoff March 7, 2007
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Perpel
To perpel or "perpelling" is the act of forcing oneself to do something even when you cannot be bothered to do that thing, through reasons of obligation.
"I was really stoned last night and I couldn't be bothered to change my sheets but they stank so I perpelled".
"I had to perpel when I was doing the washing the other day, I was so unwell".
"I had to perpel when I was doing the washing the other day, I was so unwell".
Perpel by Artemis420 August 26, 2017
Related Words
perpel • Perpelous • Perpelouss • perkele • perpetrator • perpepping • Pernell • Perpendicular • perpetual • peopel
pepeloni
Haachama: "ahh the pepeloni, pepeloni. you know the pepeloni? the nooo one. i always, i always order the, the domino. domino pepeloni and without pepeloni. i always order the pepeloni and without pepeloni. pepeloni! i like pepeloni, yeah. i always, i always order the, the cheese- cheese pan. ahh how can i explain? i can explain by my drawing! i always order like the cheese pan that it has cheese on here, this part, the ear. ear of pizza. and then, i order- wh- when i order pepeloni, the ear- it always have a pepeloni on h- on a top, but i pick up these... away! cause i don't eat it. and then i eat the cheese pan pizza. okay? you understand? understandable! pepeloni! yes."
pepeloni by hororaibu shrimpu January 25, 2021
perplexcuse
How did you manage to avoid being grounded? I gave my mom a top 10 perplexcuse. She is still shaking her head...
perplexcuse by mcgobri April 29, 2015
Perkeleen Vittupää
Jonny, there aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.
Perkeleen Vittupää by JB42 November 13, 2014
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