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When two men lower their pants to below their knees and then proceed to run at one another with an erect penis. A winner of this competition can be named when one of the competitors begins to bleed from the foreskin or begins to cry.
Ryan Secrest and Rosie O'Donnel went Penis Jousting but Rosie O'Donnel won because her penis is much larger.
by Ben Walker January 17, 2006
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When you smack someone's penis with your own.
1. I was Penis jousting with my girlfriend yesterday.
2. I don't think that's how that works
by BlazingH0TD0G December 24, 2016
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