penguin sex

Penguin sex is achieved when a girl pulls a man's pants down to his ankles and is about to perform oral sex but instead takes his wallet making him waddle like a penguin after the thief.

Had penguin sex last night. I got a hooker to blow me in the alley last night but she just took my pants down, snagged my wallet and bolted. Waddled like 5 feet before busting my ass!

by Headexpl0dy February 19, 2014

club penguin sex

A genre of porn that is esteemed by critics (AKA the highly experienced Peternity discord server)

Hey dude I just finished watching a movie with my parents and grandparents!

What did you watch?

club penguin sex!

by TheRadRabbidRabbit July 9, 2021

Sexual Penguin

The name given to a man who gets laid no more than twice a year, similar to a male penguin.

How is it possible that you've beat off 6 times today dude?

I'm a sexual penguin, no choice in the matter. Fuck off.

by CDC720 January 6, 2013

sexy penguin

First, the male ejaculates in the female's mouth. The female proceeds to spit the ejaculate in the male's ass. The male then stands up, holding the ejaculate firmly in his butthole, waddles around then releases the ejaculate in the female's mouth.

Jim likes to sexy penguin with his girl.

by TheDayWalker89 July 10, 2010

sexy penguin

A rare, extremely beautiful and talented bird. Happiest in sunny climates, preferably those where refreshing drinks are close at hand. Particularly fond of fruit juices, especially apples; if vodka is involved, all the better.

Most often found in the coolest parts of Europe such as Krakow, Dublin and Amsterdam frequenting galleries and the funkier pubs and bars.

The sexy penguin can often be seen with a monkey companion, (of a partially reddish, ginger hue) who loves her completely. Other companions often include the lesser spotted, North American Maer Bear.

Sexy penguin is a founding member of The Cool Kids and Queen of the Last Ones Up.

"Look, it's sexy penguin, isn't she beautiful?"

"I wish sexy penguin was here, parties aren't the same without her."

"Man, that sexy penguin makes a tasty pizza!"

by Declan A May 9, 2008

Penguisexual

To be sexual attracted to penguins or people in penguin costumes.

To have a penguin fetish

Sarah- "Omg! When we were watching that penguin documentary John totally got a boner! You could soo see it through his pants! What a freak!"

Tanner- "Dont you know! John is a penguisexual!"

Sarah- "I had no idea!"

by thatonekid53826 January 23, 2014

penguinsexual

To be attracted to penguins

Hey mom im penguinsexual kids starts to cry the mom dont cry were moving to anartica

by i like cobra kai January 26, 2021