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penguin sex 

Penguin sex is achieved when a girl pulls a man's pants down to his ankles and is about to perform oral sex but instead takes his wallet making him waddle like a penguin after the thief.
Had penguin sex last night. I got a hooker to blow me in the alley last night but she just took my pants down, snagged my wallet and bolted. Waddled like 5 feet before busting my ass!
penguin sex by Headexpl0dy February 19, 2014
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club penguin sex

A genre of porn that is esteemed by critics (AKA the highly experienced Peternity discord server)
Hey dude I just finished watching a movie with my parents and grandparents!

What did you watch?

club penguin sex!

Sexual Penguin 

The name given to a man who gets laid no more than twice a year, similar to a male penguin.
How is it possible that you've beat off 6 times today dude?

I'm a sexual penguin, no choice in the matter. Fuck off.
Sexual Penguin by CDC720 January 6, 2013

sexy penguin

First, the male ejaculates in the female's mouth. The female proceeds to spit the ejaculate in the male's ass. The male then stands up, holding the ejaculate firmly in his butthole, waddles around then releases the ejaculate in the female's mouth.
Jim likes to sexy penguin with his girl.
sexy penguin by TheDayWalker89 July 10, 2010

sexy penguin

A rare, extremely beautiful and talented bird. Happiest in sunny climates, preferably those where refreshing drinks are close at hand. Particularly fond of fruit juices, especially apples; if vodka is involved, all the better.

Most often found in the coolest parts of Europe such as Krakow, Dublin and Amsterdam frequenting galleries and the funkier pubs and bars.

The sexy penguin can often be seen with a monkey companion, (of a partially reddish, ginger hue) who loves her completely. Other companions often include the lesser spotted, North American Maer Bear.

Sexy penguin is a founding member of The Cool Kids and Queen of the Last Ones Up.
"Look, it's sexy penguin, isn't she beautiful?"

"I wish sexy penguin was here, parties aren't the same without her."

"Man, that sexy penguin makes a tasty pizza!"
sexy penguin by Declan A May 9, 2008

Penguisexual 

To be sexual attracted to penguins or people in penguin costumes.

To have a penguin fetish
Sarah- "Omg! When we were watching that penguin documentary John totally got a boner! You could soo see it through his pants! What a freak!"

Tanner- "Dont you know! John is a penguisexual!"

Sarah- "I had no idea!"
Penguisexual by thatonekid53826 January 23, 2014

penguinsexual 

Hey mom im penguinsexual kids starts to cry the mom dont cry were moving to anartica
penguinsexual by i like cobra kai January 26, 2021