Pee cum

After cumming you pee. It can often be recognized by the inconsistency in the pee speed, sound, and location it lands.
It happens when there is cum in the urethra and the cum interferes with pee coming out.

In the bathroom, I could hear a guy pee cumming. That shit was nasty.

by BathroomHearer October 28, 2022

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by I eat poop 69 December 23, 2021

Pee Pee Cum

is when you stroke you pee pee so fast that yougurt comes out

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by we we pee pee poo poo cum March 29, 2021

Cum pee

a piss that has the cum you didnt spit in your bitch in it

Man last night after i fucked shelia, i had a massive cum pee.

by 420blazendude January 16, 2008

Pee Cumming

The climatic feeling you get when you let go of an amazing piss that you have been holding for an extended amount of time.

Dick: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God i'm not gonna make it......

**Rushes into bathroom and doesn't care that the seat is still down**

Mom: What are you doing in there Dick?

Dick: AHHHHHHHHH PEE CUMMING!!!!

**Lights Cigar**

by gmacdaddylovalova September 2, 2012

peecum

The product of when you urinate while your penis is fully erect. The urine that leaves the penis is now called peecum. There is nothing special about the urine only the fact that it came from an erect penis.

I tried as hard as I could but I didn’t get any peecum.

by John Ron Johnson November 16, 2019

Peecumshart

The act of simultaneosly pissing, ejaculation, farting, and defecating in one's pants due to intense laughter.

Man 1: " Dude, that comedian lastnight at the bar was so funny"

Man 2: "I know, I had to get up and change my pants because I peecumsharted"

Man 1: "damn"

by Booby McNut April 6, 2010