peanut butter pie 

true/real as peanut butter pie

something you say when you think or know someone is lying to you

either:
1.not true/real but should be
2.not true/real but wish it was

1.
"world peace is about as real as peanut butter pie"

2.
guy: its true, i love you
girl: true as peanut butter pie. you just wanna get some

peanut butter pie by blmnkychck13 July 20, 2007

Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie 

The act in which an abnormally fat woman sits and shits on a man's back. She then grinds on his back and takes a blowtorch and heats up the end of the rubbed-in shit to harden it. The rubbed-in shit on his back will result in looking like a peanut butter pie.

The Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie is absolutely disgusting. How do guys even like that?

Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 5, 2020

Peanut butter cream pie

When a man ejaculates into another persons (male or female) butt then that person deficates leaving a semen covered pile of feces.

After I came in her ass she dropped a peanut butter cream pie right on my bed!

Peanut butter cream pie by ThePaDave October 7, 2006

reese peanut butter cup pie 

when a guy ejaculates into a jar of peanut butter, then stirs the concoction around with his penis. then he proceeds to deliver said jar to a dairy queen where it is used to make a blizzard.

"hey eric how was your reese peanut butter cup pie?"

reese peanut butter cup pie by triger9501950 July 22, 2014

Peanut butter cream pie

While having anal, the girl shits diarrhea and you come at the same time, creating peanut butter cream pie.

I was fucking Angela in her ass and all of the sudden we made peanut butter cream pie, it was beautiful.

Peanut butter cream pie by Wildo Rater April 7, 2021