Pawnch

A totally uselessly over the top punch that could only hit a blind and deaf or incredibly stupid person because anyone would see the punch coming because of the ridiculously long wind up and/or hear you yell whatever punch related prefix you have to yell at the top of your lungs while winding up before yelling the final "PAWNCH!!!" as you thrust your fist forward at your unfortunate and stupid target.

Operative Badger: "FALCON..."
Blind-Deaf Idiot: *stares at sky*
Operative Badger: "PAWNCH!!!!!"
Blind-Deaf Idiot: *explodes*

by The Lawn October 30, 2007

pawnch

an epic super power punch

FALCON PAWNCH

by Captain Falcon PAWNCHER June 25, 2009

Pawnch

v. A very powerful punch; usually used against Jeep vehicles and dinosaurs.

"Chaz just totallyed PAWNCHED that triceratops."

by Jeff February 18, 2004

falcon pawnch

the act of screaming FALCUN PAWNCH as you aireally punch somebody while being a ninja

dude: hey man whos that on the roof?
CAPTAIN FALCON: FALCON PAWNCH!!!!
other dude: O SHIT!!!! LETS GET OUTA HERE

by tlarge March 1, 2009

Pawnch

The definition when a person of such powerful strength punches the victim, he/she is launched to a point where impact is the felt the same when struck by a bullet train, at full speed.

A Pawnch is so powerful that the victim is indeed pawned by said punch.

Bluckles: HEUUUGGHH

Ultimalion: *PAWNCHES Bluckles*

Bluckes is launched by such a punch, by Crystalion that he is smashed into space.

Bluckles: TEAM BLUCKLES IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAIN...! *Ding*

by Ultima Lion August 13, 2014

Pawnched

when your dog inadvertently punches you with his paw

Pawnched: when your dog inadvertently punches you with his paw

I woke up at 5 o'clock in the morning with a pawnch to the chest from my dog.

by Stoned2019 February 7, 2019