pavement popper

A homeless retard who uses crowbars to pop manhole covers.
Often enjoys eating tables when they’re high on weed.
Ayo! It’s the pavement popper! Didn’t he steal those tables from Walmart and ate them?
by I eat pigs November 23, 2020
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Pavement roadkill

When ones old dilapidated underwear finally gives out and falls down in public. This is only an issue if you’re wearing a skirt, dress or kilt. If you choose to step out of it and keep walking you are turning your ancient underwear into pavement roadkill.
by Estella Botha January 18, 2020
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Pavement sweepers

Underwear that has lost the will to stay up. It’s so old and dilapidated, that it threatens to (or indeed actually does) fall down and sweep the pavement. The act of pavement sweeping is when one keeps walking with the aforementioned undergarments around their ankles.
I’ve got to go shopping for new underwear, all I’ve got left are pavement sweepers
by Estella Botha January 18, 2020
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pavement stone counter

traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.
There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.
by crudmonkey May 16, 2022
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Pavement bender

“I couldn’t sit down on the bench because this pavement bender was taking up the whole thing.”
by Flares1976 October 11, 2020
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