A laptop tossing party refers to the act of at least two people playing catch with at least 2 laptops. While 2 laptops and 2 tossers is the minimum requirement for the event, the event is much more pleasurable with both a greater number of laptops and people.
In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.
P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)
In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.
P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)
Codile: Hey man! You hitting up that Laptop Tossing Party tonight?
Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.
Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.
Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.
Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.
by Treeveiasrja December 9, 2020
After 16 shots of vodka on st. pattys he pulled a party myron and forgot about his night running naked in the woods
by kcmmrn April 30, 2007
A group of virgin females that get together with other males and the males pop their cherries. (May include alcohol to get the job done)
by tatisawe April 25, 2017
Calling in to work -
Partier: Boss, I got the party flu I'm not going to be in today
Boss: No problem man. I'm just getting over my party flu from last weekend. It was hardcore.
Partier: Thanks. See you tomorrow
Partier: Boss, I got the party flu I'm not going to be in today
Boss: No problem man. I'm just getting over my party flu from last weekend. It was hardcore.
Partier: Thanks. See you tomorrow
by big booty ho's January 23, 2017
The horrifically stupid act of ASSUMING that the white powder on the floor is spilled COCAINE from the night before; then tenaciously SNORTING it off the ground with a 3" straw the next morning; an idiotic effort to beckon the energy to clean up an abandoned party mess left at your house; Only to quickly and painfully realize it was NOT COCAINE, but was DEFINITELY old, dried, dog urine soaked potpourri scented CARPET REFRESHING POWDER from who knows when.
So, I only ever got duped by a Reverse Party Favor ONCE, and will never, EVER, snort ANYTHING off of the ground without tasting it first.
by moonnuithumor October 9, 2021
The careful "consulting all people involved" verification that you'd jolly-well better perform before you accept any paper financial-instrument from anyone, especially if the document is "signed over" to you by the document's original payee!
Performing a two-party check is vital to maintain your financial integrity, not only because you might not get paid, but also because you could get hit with a returned-check fee and other legal hassles if the check is either drawn on an account with insufficient finds or is written without the account-owner's authorization.
by QuacksO December 16, 2017
An event in which a large group of people bring highlighters of all of the colours of the rainbow to "decorate" public areas, such as grocery shops, libraries, and Blow Joe Down the Road's couch.
by PoopPatroller69 June 27, 2019