A hymen thats been blown away by a gigantic cock, often resulting in the unification of the two primary orifi (plural: orifice) into a vaganus.
1) The hunt for Red October led Sean Connery's team into the depths of Katherine Kuhlmans unchatered poes. After the submarine passed through her heavenly gates she was left with a terribly messy parous introitus, later spiritually healed.
2) I have SUCH a huge parous introitus, I can fuck a donkey sideways.
2) I have SUCH a huge parous introitus, I can fuck a donkey sideways.
by P.I. Staker January 14, 2008
Get the Parous Introitus mug.Alternating between perusing and carousing around. Usually done with socia media, which often consists of a mix of light and serious posts. Parousing involves drinking plentiful amounts of alcohol and switching back and forth between (1) enjoying oneself with others in a noisy, lively way and (2) reading thoroughly or carefully.
by Tochterlieber December 28, 2013
Get the parousing mug.Another word for mauritania. When somebody who acknowledges the fact that humanity is crap but also believes in its capacity to do good.
Dude I know the world has a world a lot of shitty people but i still think we can do some good here. I think I'm parou.
If you're that person who wants to cut the next jerk eho cuts you in line, but also shitty people has genuine faith in humanity, you're parou
If you're that person who wants to cut the next jerk eho cuts you in line, but also shitty people has genuine faith in humanity, you're parou
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