park and bark

referring to performers who plant themselves in one spot and sing instead of moving around on stage.

1: He can't even put on a good show. There's no razzle, no dazzle. All he does is park and bark.

by Amadeus.Cho May 18, 2015

park and bark

Parking a car (park) and talking for a variable length of a time (bark), often with the presence of food.

Kevin: Hey Lauren, do you want to go to Wendy's and have a park and bark?
Lauren: *Hearty laugh* Oh man I could go for a frosty.
Kevin: ... and fries, too?
Lauren: Oh, my, god, yes

by k.hahn January 23, 2007

Bark park

Verb used for going to the dog park.

Should we bark park after class today?

by NewBalance on my Feet January 09, 2016

Park & Bark

The act of girls whom sit in the walmart parking lot after 9:00 pm and smoke meth, Getting reluctantly high towards the commerce of a capitalistic intension.

"The girls were out all night at the walmart"
"Oh the 'ol "park & bark"

by x.iX September 19, 2022